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28 June 2011 @ 08:43 pm
Simple Kind of Life  
Title: Simple Kind of Life
Author: Leia/Camshaft22
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating:  R
Notes: For kink bingo. I don't own anything, not even my car. Song and lyric from Simple Kind of Life by No Doubt. Thanks to the people in the chatroom. You know who you are. *kisses*
Pairing: Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard
Word count: 524
Square: Vanilla Kink

John Sheppard entered Elizabeth’s quarters, his heart pounding as he wondered curiously what he was in for tonight. Would he be praying to his Goa’uld Goddess? Would he be begging for mercy as Queen Elizabeth used her slave or would it be a whole new bag of tricks? It had been a long year and so much had happened and God Damn if he didn’t need something. Even if that something was Dr. Weir’s weird and very kinky sexual preferences. He supposed he could ask Teyla, but she didn’t seem like a random sex kind of person. She was… She was too Zen for that, too… well, He didn’t know what she was, but it seemed like he would embarrass himself if he asked to have sex with her.

John’s eyes went wide in confusion as he saw Elizabeth dressed in a dress, putting dinner on the table that she had somehow gotten in here. It was the most stereotypical  dinner scene he had seen since watching TV when he was much younger. Family dinners at the Sheppard Estate had the cook serving it and his Father ignoring everyone as Dave talked on and on about whatever he talked about. His Mother just laughed and carried on the conversation with Dave, even bringing their Dad in on it some. John misses it a little sometimes but this… this is something he hadn’t quite experienced. Even living with Nancy, she never cooked. They ate take out and separately most of the time.

“I’m… Elizabeth?” John asked, confused but going with it.

“Welcome home, John. I just got dinner on the table. How was your day?” Elizabeth asked sweetly as she hugged him, kissing his lips.

John awkwardly returned the hug, kissing her back. “It was very long, honey,” he said, using those old shows as a reference. “McKay did something idiotic and I had to fix it again,” John said with a smirk, meeting her eyes.

“That McKay. When will he ever learn?” Elizabeth asked as her eyes twinkled at him. “Well, you’re done now. Let’s eat. I fixed Roast tonight.”

“I love your roast, baby,” John said, unzipping his jacket and putting it aside as they sat down together, eating the weird blue meat from MXR-864 and pretending together that it was passable Roast and cooked by Elizabeth herself instead of the mess hall staff.

“How was work?” John asked.

“Remind me again why I started teaching? They don’t listen very well. I remember back when I was a freshman. I took diligent notes!”

“Well, that is why you’re head of the department. Why don’t you shove off the freshies to some other slub?” John asked, going with it.

“I want my freshmen to be worth taking the advanced classes in the Pol Sci School. I can’t allow them to be taught by that braying jackass Washington!”

John held her hand. “I love it when you’re so passionate.”

Elizabeth grinned. “That is why we got married,” she told him gently, pulling him in for a gentle kiss.

John returned the kiss, his gut twisting as he found himself wanting it badly.

FIN
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Simple kind of life- No Doubt
 
 
 
Cassmoose_happy on June 29th, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)
Aw, poor John. I bet Elizabeth doesn't even realize what she's doing to him.
I'm an Honorary Canadian. I have proof!camshaft22 on June 29th, 2011 04:38 pm (UTC)
Probably not.

Thanks so much!
a_blackpanther: Canon Errora_blackpanther on June 29th, 2011 09:06 am (UTC)
OMFG YOU WROTE SPARKY?! I ♥ you!

*goes to read*
I'm an Honorary Canadian. I have proof!: Vegas!John with guncamshaft22 on June 29th, 2011 04:38 pm (UTC)
I DID! I <3 YOU TOO!
a_blackpanther: negotiationa_blackpanther on June 29th, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
Aw... they do bicker like an old married couple on the show most of the time. :D
I'm an Honorary Canadian. I have proof!: John and Rodneycamshaft22 on June 29th, 2011 04:39 pm (UTC)
Definitely.

Thanks for reading!
Rink/DJ: John Confusedrinkafic on July 1st, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)
Awwww, look at you, you pulled it off! *sniffs* I'm so happy.
I'm an Honorary Canadian. I have proof!: Vegas!John with guncamshaft22 on July 1st, 2011 12:39 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

It was.... Difficult. But I persevered!

Unfortunately I might've also killed the muse. >.